Wholesome Addiction Podcast - Thank you!

One innocent day I was playing around on my dirty twitter and these guys got into our conversation...something to do with oral fixations and gum loving ladies ;)

Turns out they found me through Red Lion Street, so here's another thanks to Captain Shame for that.

To my surprise and delight the guys added me to their 18th podcast and recommended this hot story.
And they also enjoyed The Hot Garage and others...

Except they enjoyed " I enjoyed sucking on him and watching his eyes glisten with hunger for me.  He really knows how to give me that look.  Then, he got down in the water with me and with the dildo still riding inside I grabbed his cock and used it as another toy to play with myself, pushing it into me, making room.  I came hard with two cocks in me, throwing my head back, splashing water all over, and moaning loudly into the quiet night."


I just wanted to send a BIG Thank You to them and share the podcast with you here.

Wholesome Addiction Cast 18

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And just to show you some more love here's some more candy ass for the guys *wink wink*
If you love these guys like I do, go to their twitter and tell them Nastassja and Neo sent you.

Chippendales: Her version

Neo wrote about his version of the night I went to see the Chippendale dancers.  You should readabout it here before you delve into my version. 

Reed of Reed and River asked me for my version, so here I go…(complete with cellphone pics we were not supposed to take!)

(By the way, if you’re not already reading their blog, get your ass over there after you finish yourself off here!  They are super sticky hot.)

A long time girlfriend of mine asked me if I wanted to go see the Chippendales in our town.  I was like, “Hell yeah!”  It was cheap to go, I’m guessing because they are counting on your drink bill to cover your ass.   I’ve recently got a new group of girlfriends I hang out with who are loads of fun and don't see Cindy much anymore for various reasons. Cindy is however one of my sex positive friends who worked in a sex shop and who once wore to my family thanksgiving a smiley face shirt that had a cat’s tail hanging out of its mouth and said, “I eat pussy.”   Explain that to grandma?  LMAO!  She’s a trip.  But, she’s quiet, not boisterous or loud.  I asked my best friend to come with me (the more the merrier) but she couldn’t and so I just went with this new group which included Cindy and 8 of her work friends I’d never met. 

For some reason I had had kind of a bad day and night from the evening prior (which hasn't happened in months)…but I was keeping to my promise to go and just praying some hot half naked guys would rev me up. I spent 2 hours getting dressed.  I’m normally a 20 minute girl, so you can see I was really making a special effort to both cheer myself up and look hot for my man.  I wanted him to see me leave the house with tits in the air ready for dollar bills stuffed into them.  He left to play golf, so I sent him a photo of me all dolled up in the bathroom mirror.  I do believe that was the moment the first golf ball went flying. 

When we got to the club we had VIP seats right up front with a nice big, round table in front of the stage.   One girl with us was celebrating a birthday, so she was immediately singled out and put into the show lineup along with 5 or 6 other ladies celebrating something.  The announcer was good.  He was the right mix of funny and raunchy.  He took good control of the show.  But, the show started over 2 hours late.  One hour late was ok, but pulling up on close to 2 ½ hours, it was getting to be a little ridiculous.  I refused to buy more than one drink thinking it was may be a scam going on.  Then, one of the dancers arrived late and they were ready to start.  They introduced the guys, five of them.  One young, baby faced 24 year old (the baby of the show who I was not attracted to, but Cindy definitely was) (*far left in pic), a Mr. Hot stuff (*front and center) who was voted #1 dancer in Romania or something…out of all of them he was the experienced one who had the moves….Then a Mr. Texas who was just a big dude….wide shoulders, body builder type…another guy who was built, but I don’t remember much…and then there was the tall, dark and handsome black guy who was going to law school…"THAT’s My guy" (far right in pic), I said to Cindy.  And I do come to my own defense here when I say that I chose him loooong before we saw his package. 

Hot cowboys

First song was “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”…way too predictable, but we went with it.  They were all new except for Mr. Hot Stuff, so they didn't have the routines down completely.  You see I am too critical, I know! I know!  It went on like this all night.  Routines to cliche songs and then they would come out into the audience and grind on the women looking for money. 

Yes sir, take off those belts!

It was not the complete turn on I thought it would be and I was seriously missing my man.  I text him quite a few times telling him so.  He may have thought I was just trying to relieve his fears about what was going on there…but no, I really did want to come home to him mid-show!  Towards the end I still had my wad of dollars tucked into my cleavage.  The announcer said “ Ladies, it’s getting close to the end of our night.  It’s time to pick your favorite dancer”

Random audience member 

My tall guy was on corner of the stage closest to my table and every once in a while I would watch a drunk girl go up and throw a dollar at his feet.  I pulled up my courage and pushed through the group of chairs and girls and went over to him.

That's him far left...pic doesn't do him justice 

I had my dollars fanned out in my hand.  He took a few at a time and stuffed them first into my mouth, then all into my cleavage, leaving some in my hands.  I just stood there.  He was on his knees in front of me on the edge of the stage.  He grabbed my dollar filled hands, leaned way back with a (mock?) sexy look on his face, and pulled my hands down his chest roughly from top to bottom as he moved and writhed his now thonged package right into my belly area.  I just about died!

This is him down in the middle!

I wasn't expecting all of that contact for just a few dollars.  LOL!  Then he used his mouth to take the dollars from my own mouth and then from my breasts.  Then he pressed his forehead against mine and continued to dance.  At that point I actually apologized for my hands being solid ice cubes.  What a dork!!!  It was a complete "I carried a watermelon" experience.  Those of you who know this reference...I love you!

The final dance routine of the night was actually really hot.  They had a bucket of water and large yellow car washing sponges and used them to soak up water and drip it all down their bodies.  I was impressed. 

I wasn’t up for the $10 photo with them after the show, so I said a quick goodbye to Cindy and ran out of there and sped home to my man.

I think he was expecting me to come in panting and just rip his clothes off.  I’m sorry to say I didn’t do that.  The whole night had been a bit off and on, off and on…

But, we got into our hot tub and like he said it saved the day.  I forgot about those other dudes and let him know with my whole body and soul that HE is mine and that is that.

I realized later that I would have had a lot more fun with my wilder group of girlfriends because the group I was with literally just sat there quietly while the party was going on all around us.  I am not one to break out on my own, so instead of letting loose I ended up being critical of the "show."

Have you ever been to a good male review?

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Rest up Mister, you're gonna need it

As this sexy hunk of man lies next to me napping, I think of how lucky I am...and how lucky he is to be getting this nap.  It's Friday and you know I want to Get. It. On. I'll let him rest up for later, eh? 

Last night I gave him one of the best blowjobs EV-ER...ever.  Do you know why it was the best?  Because it was completely for me.  I've found that nothing turns us on more than if the other is going down for themselves.  And this has me thinking of my favorite, Katt Williams quote, "No boo boo, I'm eating the pussy for me...silly girl" - "you brought dick too!?"  Oh, he is hysterical and if you haven't seen this go on ahead and find it on youtube.  Here is a link I found, not the best quality but it has the lines I'm referring to....go ahead, I'll wait...

"That's my shit!"  Ok, ok I am in love with his comedy.  So, go ahead and watch his specials so you can get with me whenever I quote his funny ass.

Back to the blowjob ;)
It started hours before with teasing.  Every time he came near me I rubbed his dick through his clothes and pulled it out whenever I got the chance to get just a little taste. He thought he would tease me by not letting me really at him.  Just a little kiss, lick, suck, here and there.  We got in the hot tub early in the evening and I rubbed him with my foot.  Just to let him know I wasn't letting him get away from me.  Back in the bedroom we had to get dressed to run an errand.   I said, "Don't wear any underwear so I can play with you in the car."  I was lying on the bed and he had his t-shirt on and shorts unzipped with his hard on sticking right at me.  I took a few pictures (for myself for later!) and rubbed my hand up and down the smoothness of his skin.  In the car we had a long drive in the dark.  We didn't even get down our street before I asked him to unzip for me.  I had to have my hand back on him again....oooh, so nice rubbing him again all the way down and around his balls and back up again.  I told him, It must feel so freeing to have it out like that driving down the road, our little secret.  Once we were on a longer stretch I got up on my knees in my seat and leaned over to suck his cock.  I took him all the way down as far as I could in that position.  He moaned and had one hand on the small of my back.  His fingers rubbing me so softly I got the chills.  I was so wet. 

Errand run and back at home...

I started by lying under his arm and kissing him and rubbing him through the sheets.  For a long time he enjoyed this and I had to keep asking if I was allowed to suck him yet.  Please?  Finally he said, "OK just a little..."  You know how that goes...  I started by licking all over his balls and kissing and sucking them.  Then finally a nice soft array of kisses and licks to the head.  Slowly... slowly taking him in and letting my wet mouth lubricate him further and further down.  I do this about half way then suddenly I just open wide and take him in all the way, closing my lips on the base of his cock.  He always has this deep intake of his breath and I sooo enjoy that.  Then, he knows he is caught in the venus fly trap that is my mouth and admits there is no more "just a little."  The deeper I take him the more sloppy lubrication I can get and I use this to start rubbing with my hand too, alternating with my hand slip sliding up and over the tip, and then my mouth down deep. 

It gets serious enough that I find his hand pulling at me to bring my ass closer to him.  He puts his hand under me and finds my pussy has soaked my pretty lace white panties.  This turns him on and he starts rubbing me with intensity.  I start sucking him fast and hard using my hand to slam down on the base of him, like a tight pussy riding him hard.  I'm slurping and making all kinds of noise, I literally want to eat him up.  I taste his pre-cum and feel him harden ready to cum, but he holds back knowing I am close.  I have this vision of myself going down on him as if I'm an outsider watching this woman perform and I am so HOT.  I let myself view us like this and my orgasm takes over my whole body.  My legs clench together as I hold tight to his cock and suck just to hold my upper body still.  He has his arms around my leg with his hands holding my clenched pussy as I rock through the spasms.  I never let go of the suction on his dick.  He is so wonderful to let me have this moment and to hold his back, knowing that his sweet release will soon come. 

Immediately, I am up and spreading my legs for him.  I want him to enter me while I still feel the shudder of my coming.  I place my ass on the edge of the bed with legs up so he can stand there over me.  I want to watch him plow into me.  When he does I start to clench again, it is so delightful.  He tells me he won't last long and I say that's ok, go for it baby.  A few minutes later he pulls out and comes on me all the way up to my tits and down my pussy.  It is so gorgeous and we laugh.  We laugh a lot.  I am ready to do this again...and again.

You will always think of this

The very next day after we purchased our first rope Neo came home from work and pulled it out of the closet.  I was thinking "already? right now? I have dinner to cook...uhhh...things to do this early in the day?... LOL!"  He was like a kid with a new toy quickly unwrapping it from the plastic.  I just lay on the bed waiting.  The rope is 100 feet of beautiful white shiny nylon.  I love the look and feel of it.

Soft Rope on our post

He tied the end to the right post on our large headboard and pulled really hard shaking it, making sure it would hold.  Then he had to learn how to loop the rope a few feet down and tie my first wrist into it.  It took a few times experimenting. We didn't want to cut it into pieces just yet, so the tying process was a challenge. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed just watching his hands work the rope.  He pulled the rope back up to the headboard and over to the left side making it a sort of pulley system, then down to my other wrist.  I could move my wrist back and forth a bit, but never close the distance between them.  Then, he removed my panties and repeated this down to each foot post and each ankle.  He wasn't in a rush and it took some time.  The last bit of rope he looped around my neck and made a leash taking the end and rubbing it up between my legs as I lay there completely exposed and helpless.  

Like this but with all one piece

The room was very cold, so he threw a soft white blanket over me, tucking me in all the way up my sides, gave my pussy a little rub through the thin blanket and left me like that to watch him undress. My eyes stalked him like a cat and immediately looked for the hardon that was for me only.  Then, he grabbed a silk blindfold and my world went dark.  That was the last I saw of him for quite a while.  Suddenly my hearing was very acute, but he was good at this game and I was caught off guard when one hand touched the arch in my foot and the other was there caressing my breast.  His hands were randomly all over me and then he was between my legs licking and sucking my pussy.  I was wide open and ripe for the picking.  He left me a few times coming back with various toys.  I listened to every sound with anticipation. A vibrator at my clit, then an oscillating dildo rabbit pushed inside.  He ate my pussy so well it made my head spin and then fucked me gently with a longer, smoother dildo. 

Then, he climbed up over me and straddled my chest and I knew it was over for me.  He propped my head on a pillow and put his cock in my mouth and I sucked hungrily.  This is my greatest pleasure, to take him in my mouth.  He reached down with his hand and expertly held the dildo inside of me and at the same time held my little bullet vibrator over my clit.  I rocked back and forth over him as I sucked him off.  I wanted him to choke me with his dick and when he did just that, I came instantly and with great force.  He wouldn't move the vibrator from my sensitive clit and my orgasm lasted a while until finally I had to scream out for some mercy.

I lie there quietly bound hoping he would fuck me next with his hard cock and when he did I nearly came again.  It's always so good to be penetrated after an orgasm.  My pussy is tight and continues to throb on him.  He fucked me hard while I pulled on my ropes and nearly lifted myself up off the bed.  When he stopped he pulled out and shot his cum on my clit and I felt it hot on my belly and dripping down into my folds. 
As I floated around in my head, he gently cleaned me up.  It was such a good feeling to be completely taken care of in this way and to give over control. Then, I heard the naughty man taking pictures of me!  I could do nothing except laugh.

I'd say our first time was a huge success.  I watched him untie me and wrap up all of that long, beautiful rope around and around his strong arms.
I said to him, "You know, now every time you wrap up a cord like that you will always think of this."

Our happy place

Well, well, well…it does seem writing this sex blog has turned up the heat even more in this marriage!  I am (and I do believe Neo is) completely exhausted after this weekend, in a nice satisfied sort of way.  

Saturday we took our boat out.  Earlier a storm had blown through and it was still very windy, so going completely out into open waters was out of the question.  Instead Captain Neo said for me to turn down a little offshoot in the channel and we followed that around and around until we found a nice secluded spot to anchor.  He did some fishing and I took off my cute new bathing suit and started reading The Sex Experiment by Mr. X on my kindle.  I knew the fishing wouldn’t last for long with us sitting in one spot (only so many places you can cast out and be turned down) AND with me sitting there naked tempting him.  The sun was nice and warm.  It was very cloudy so I wasn’t too afraid to burn my lady parts. 

A snapshot of the waterway that day

Finally, he put the fishing pole down and I thought I knew what was next…a nice kiss  and a fondle perhaps.  But, next thing I know he has the camera out taking pictures of me.  Very clever, Mister Neo!  Then he’s telling me how to pose for him and that part did get me going.  He then started kissing me, rubbing and pinching my nipples, and then he slid his hand down low to feel my wetness.  Good thing I had a towel because I was soaking by then.  Quickly, he inserted several fingers and began finger fucking me.  One minute he'd be kissing me and getting me all into it and the next he'd stop and go down to suck my clit, then back up again.  The combination of hard fingers and soft lips was driving me wild! 

As I lay there with him licking my pussy, I had a moment to open my eyes and take note of the beautiful surroundings.  The sun was held behind a thick white curtain of clouds, swirling around making beautiful sunny shapes as it tried to peek out.  The sea of dried grass reeds were blowing all around us and the various birds were singing making a nice concert of sound.  Even though I tried to relax, I kept checking to see if any little fishing boats were quietly trolling along to come upon our hiding spot.  That never happened the entire day, but it was a concern I tried really hard to let go of.

The view

Back to the incredible pussy licking I was getting-- it was too wonderful for words really, there in our little happy spot.  He started talking dirty and fingering me and I was able to let go of my concern at being caught and ride the wave of my orgasm.  Being able to moan out loud with no one to hear was really freeing. 

I cannot go very long without reaching and pulling for him to let me take his cock in my mouth.  It has become a very intense need.  He knows this and lets me have a taste here and there.  I try so hard to do a really good job so he won’t pull it away from me too quickly.  He can be such a tease! Finally, I get a good thing going with his cock and he sits up and takes some photos of me holding him, kissing and sucking.  I get him to move to a more comfortable spot and give him the most mind blowing blowjob.  He videos it so we can enjoy it later.  As much as I am not a fan of seeing myself in photos or video, I absolutely LOVE to see myself giving him a blowjob and this video is one for the books!  I bring him right to the edge with it and then pull away making him save it for me.  

Then, I laid out a large towel and lay back on the cushions waiting for him to climb on top of me.  I look between my legs to see he’s videoing again…He pans the camera over our location and gives a funny little narration, we laugh and then he’s entering me and his eyes change.  This isn’t a game anymore and I match the desire in his eyes with my own.  He hands me the camera thinking the video has stopped, but it I keep it going. 

As he starts pushing into me the boat begins to rock, but the surface under me is very hard and has no “give.”  He’s going so deep, faster and faster losing control.  At the same time I am enjoying the hell out of it and I keep the camera going on him.  I want to watch him cum.  He is lost in my body and he cries out;  that moment of complete joy and peace is between us as he cums into me.  We both smile so big and start laughing again.  He sits up and rubs his cock head on my clit…teasing and laughing.  I take a few pictures of us like this with his cock still rock hard and covered in our fluids.  The photographic treasures from this day will last a long, long time.

Photographer, Elvina Mae