Our first time swinging

The anticipation had been building for weeks and here we were; the four of us Neo+Nastassja and Megan+Ryan, in a beachside hotel room.  

The stones of our sexy friendship had been laid carefully and the sexual tension was as tasty as the jello shots we’d sucked off each other’s bodies in the pool hall earlier.  We watched them on the bed next to us for a few minutes that stretched slow as molasses, not sure what to do next. I sat perched on the edge of our bed facing them as my husband, Neo, kissed along my neck and whispered the details happening across the small gulf between our beds.  “They are kissing…he’s touching her,” he said.  My body hummed with anticipation; I could only watch through my peripheral vision, too nervous to stare blatantly as Neo was doing from behind my shoulder.  His whispers sent goose bumps down my neck to my toes.  “Oh! She’s going down on him honey. Get over there! Let’s go!”  And with that comment he gave me a firm push off the edge I was teetering on, literally.  I walked to the end of their bed, remembering the promise I made to myself and them earlier to be brave and crawl in bed with them. Neo walked to the side next to her and watched as I slowly crawled towards them.  Megan sat up and that’s the first time Ryan’s cock appeared before me.  I slowed my movements towards them as Neo climbed into bed behind her…the three of them with their heads at the top of the bed.  Neo and I locked eyes for a moment.  He gave me the yes with his eyes as he asked Megan, “is it ok?”  My face hovered close enough for Ryan to feel the heat from my cheeks and the warmth of my breath. Megan’s voice cracked and as she said yes I instantly took him into my mouth.  There was an audible sigh from all four of us as we moved into a new realm of feeling; hands moved everywhere. I explored his cock with my tongue, the piercings new and interesting.  I felt his enjoyment through his pulse.  I felt hands in my hair. Neo pulled my hair back to watch and let me know how hot it looked to him.  I felt wholly accepted and enjoyed in that moment.  All of the fear and what ifs dissolved away. 

As I was enjoying Ryan’s cock I looked up and saw Neo kissing Megan as his hands moved over her breasts. My mind took a moment to process that it was ok with me as well.  After some time I felt the bed move as Neo went to go down on her.  Ryan had a fistful of my hair and pulled me up to kiss him for the first time.  It was hot and full of passion; there was no way for it not to be. As I hovered my body over his, I moved the top half partly over hers and looked down at them both below me.  They made out beneath my tits, then each of them grabbed one and started to suck.  It was the hottest vision I’d ever seen and I’ve burned it into my memory.  At the same time, Ryan’s hand reached around my right thigh to touch my wet pussy.  I moaned down at them as he pushed a finger into my opening and they continued to suck my nipples.  I watched the pleasure in Megan’s face as my husband ate her pussy and I heard his moans as well as her body rocked beneath him.  I reached down to touch her body and feel his head moving over her.  She moaned and I bent down closer to kiss her.  We made out as Ryan watched us girls, his fingers still working me as my husband pleasured her. 

Ryan pulled me in for a kiss again as I straddled his hips feeling his hardness.  He said it was time for my pussy to get eaten and flipped me onto my back.  The two of us girls were on opposite ends of the bed, head to toe, skin to skin.  As Ryan spread my thighs I relaxed into him going down on me.  I was so nervous for that moment. It was a sea of sensations: touching Megan’s thigh with my hand, moving it to feel the back of Neo’s head moving on her and touching his muscled bicep wrapped around her thigh.  I reached down with my other hand to feel Ryan’s hair as he sucked on my clit relentlessly.  He put two or more fingers in me and teased my g-spot.  I felt my entire body shake as pleasure ripped through me.  Megan and I moaned in unison, building up a crescendo of intense moans, urging the guys to keep going.  The sounds told us all we were both close to orgasm and I could tell the guys were on a mission to push us both over.  I was on the edge of my orgasm and back down again more times than I can remember, my thighs shook uncontrollably.  I heard Megan’s scream as she came next to me and squirted for my husband.  We all collapsed for a moment, high on a cloud from our first experience together as lovers. 

Going back - The nervous nellies

Planning our weekend together was no easy task on their part, so when she called and said she had a babysitter for the entire weekend I could hardly believe it.  For a little less than two weeks we anticipated the beach getaway.  We’d share a room with a kitchen on the beach, with a private balcony.  It was perfect.  The weekend before we didn’t get to see each other and we blew up kik with all of our nervous energy conversations.  Each of us in turn expressed our uncertainties as they came up and the others would rally to help that person out.  We realized we all had the same worries: Will I be good enough? Will they like me? Will I chicken out?  Who will make the first move? How will it happen?  What will it be like? Looking back, it's amazing we all discussed these things so openly. 

It was a rough week at work for each of us on different days that week and we helped each other through it with the promise of a great getaway to come. We counted down the hours.  We started making nervous jokes on Wednesday before the Friday of our weekend.  We packed and sent pictures and updates on the progress, sharing our excitement.  Neo took the day off work Friday which made it a relaxed morning for us and I was so grateful for the help packing.  The two of them had to work, so would be arriving at the hotel around dinner time.  We planned to get there earlier and check in, but we didn’t want to claim the room with our luggage until they got there.  

The drive over with Neo was so much fun.  We talked and listened to music.  “I can’t believe we are doing this,” we said.  We got to the beach town, checked in, and gave our room a quick look over.  We decided to spend our free time shopping for the drinks and snacks we’d need to stock our mini kitchen.  The shopping trip was even fun and gave whipped cream and other items in the store a new meaning.  We felt like we had such a naughty secret!

Finally, Ryan and Megan arrived.  We all hugged and moved the luggage into the room.  It was obvious we were all nervous. 

I should take a moment to describe them.  Ryan is around 6’ tall, slightly taller than me which is all that really matters to me.  He’s of a medium build, dark hair, smart eyes, and loves to wear hats.  He’s metro and stylish, but still feels manly to me with plenty of hair on his chest. *wink*  His belt and shoes tend to match.  He wears plaid, I like that.  He’s completely opposite from my very tall, smoothly bald, Neo, except they both have a goatee, and I like that, too.  Megan is a cute shortie, about 5’3” or so and a ball of fun.  She has dirty blonde hair, a slim face, and mischievous smile that lights up a room.  Her hips and thighs are beautifully wide compared to her narrow waist and ample breasts.  Her skin is a beautiful cream and soft to the touch.  She looks fairly innocent but when she speaks you know there is a little rebel inside. 

Ryan suggested we find some place to go out, have drinks, and have some fun.  We found a pool hall and he drove us all there.  The place was large with many tables and a medium sized bar.  Two groups of people were playing pool and just one person was sitting at the bar.  We claimed a spot and ordered drinks.  The guys started shooting pool and we easily got comfortable with each other like all of the other times we had hung out together.  Then came the Jello shots… We took turns placing them on each others’ bodies getting more daring with each round: on plump asses, in deep cleavage, and in the guys’ zippers.  We posed for even more daring pictures, putting on quite a show for the other patrons in the place; it wasn’t our town and we definitely left our inhibitions at the door.  The pool game was forgotten as we posed on the table.  I’d never been so daring in public and it was a blast!  By the end of the night there was NO question what was happening when we all got back to our room.  And just in case there was any doubt left, Neo announced it to the entire bar before we all walked out!!!  

  

Potatoh, Potahto

It was a rare occasion when Neo came home to find me sitting in our great room in a recliner, reading and “supervising” dinner.  He plopped down onto the potato next to me and smiled, happy to be home with us.  I was really into my book, an excellent sci-fi written by a close friend.  But, Neo staring at me with that inviting body was all it took to convince me to turn off my kindle and slip in next to him.  It was only my second time getting on the potato.  I worry that it might cause me back pain, so I don’t venture down onto it.  But, snuggled up to my man I was never more comfortable.  The potato is filled with chunks of memory foam and it molded around us like a cocoon.  

The Potato in our living room

I casually put one leg over his middle and found him to quickly grow from chubby to hard…Oh my!  So, I suggested in a whisper that we should bring this thing into our room. The sparks ignited between us and thus commenced lots of whispers and giggles between us as the college and high school kids were coming in from school telling us about their day.  They are getting used to us being the kids in this relationship.

Later we found ourselves in the bedroom showered and horny. I asked him to bring the potato in the room and we giggled some more at the thought of us sneaking this huge piece of furniture into our room.  The kids would surely notice its absence in the morning and that would be something to explain.  It took some work from both of us to get it lifted into the doorway.  It’s very heavy and bulky.  Finally it fell perfectly into place in the open area of our floor.  Neo immediately jumped into it.  This guy wastes NO time when he wants something.  I snapped his picture on my phone.

Tall, sexy man ;)

But, Poor Neo…I asked him to come into bed for foreplay with me first.

What is foreplay for me?  Worshipping the cock, of course.  I rubbed and squeezed over the top of his cotton boxers.  I love the feel of him through the fabric.  I rubbed his chest and kissed his neck, pinching a nipple every so often, but mostly it was about the cock.  I ran my fingers through the edge of his boxers letting my fingers ever so softly touch the head of him.  I flipped my hand from facing his pelvis to facing his cock and grabbing it in my hand.  Sometimes I would squeeze and pull and sometimes I would barely touch and let his dick slide through my hand like expensive silk.  I love the feeling of it before it’s gotten wet by my mouth.  The skin is so delicate in my hands.  Finally, I pulled him out of his pants and traced my lips with his silky smooth head, hoping for a drop of wetness to leak out for me.  I can’t go on like this long; I must have him inside my lips.  This time I really wanted his pre-cum.  I focused on sucking on the tip like it was a fountain that I need only to find the switch for.  I sucked gentle and used the tip of my soft tongue on his tender spots.  I sucked, pulsing quickly on the very tip and when I heard him moan I went all the way down.  My throat was open for him, it even surprised me. I took him down and let him stay there while I ran my tongue down to his balls. He always moans when I do that and grows harder and deeper into my throat.  I pulled up slowly and sucked him with more force.  My hand found the end of him soaking wet from my throat and I used it to glide my fingers over him, around, down, twisting, between the fingers, and back down.  Then, I added my mouth again and in unison with my hand I fucked him with all of my face and mind.  It was perfect.  He was ready for the potato now.  I lay back on the bed with a lazy, satisfied smile on my face.  He wanted me out of my hot pink slinky top and he pulled the straps down my arms, exposing my plump breasts. 

The time for feeling through our clothing was done.  He was hungry for my skin and took me in like a starving man.  The first suck on my nipple shot through me to meet my clit and I involuntarily arched my back up to him.  He pushed his hand over my panties, not yet aware of how wet or swollen I was for him. Sliding my panties to the side, he dipped his thick finger into my wetness and our mouths joined together moaning into each other.  He hungrily pushed his finger into me and gently used his thumb to roll circles over my clit.  He spread my knees and went down on me, kissing and sucking my lips like true lovers.  As he made out with my lower lips he held only one finger in my pussy, not moving it in any way.  It was torture to feel his warmth inside me and not moving. I tried to rock onto his finger to encourage him, but he was content to leave me wanton while he assaulted me everywhere externally. 

Somehow we gained our wits and he said “Fuck me. Now.”  The demand changed my mind frame immediately and made my blood boil hot. He moved onto the potato and I carefully crawled from his feet to his middle to let my hanging tits slide up and down his cock.  Each time my tits went down his shaft, his reward was my mouth taking him in.  I did this a few times before coming up to taste myself on his lips. I’ve come to appreciate how sweet it is.  Nearly as sweet as sliding down onto him......

Oh. Oh…  This was just as comfortable as we expected- this big fluffy cloud.  It was divine.  My knees were cradled in the foam.  My feet tucked neatly under his thighs and ass. I leaned forward over him and my upper arms were held higher above him in the foam. His face was neatly tucked near my breasts.  I rocked my hips up and down and we pushed together testing the depths.  My feet under him pull him up into me. We were both full of “Oooh’s and Wow’s…this is amazing.”  I sat up and leaned back comfortably and rode him.  It was incredible.  I snuggled down onto his dick in a way we’ve rarely experienced in this position. I was lost in sensations and my body took over for both of us.  I moved ever inch of myself over his hardness with an abundance of time and energy.  I put a vibrating egg between us and experience a mind blowing orgasm which I can now say was like the *Egyptian Ankh orgasm. 

It began as warmth filled my lower abdomen and felt like there’s a burning glow outside of myself, then it radiated upwards ever so slowly.  As it rose up it also intensified at each chakra area as it passed up through me... upwards to my chest and finally my neck where it exploded out of me. I focused so intently on it that I felt like I was gathering up the sexual energy as it exited my body and flowed over me and washging back down into the top of my head.  It was incredibly intense (to say the leaste) and I had this outside "observing self" in my head saying, “I can’t believe this is happening, can you?” 

Afterwards, I was breathing deeply and felt full of energy when normally after such an intense orgasm I would collapse on top of him. So, I took advantage of it and kept riding him.  I had a few moments to feel slightly aware of him being there with me, so caught up I was in the wave of pleasure that had such a tight grip on me and would not let go.  I grabbed the Hitachi to see how far I could take this wave.  The vibrations sent me into even more intense pleasures.  I was hanging on the top of orgasm after orgasm.  I did’t know where one began and the next ended.  I didn't even know if orgasms were what I was experiencing? I thought it could be I’m on the edge of a cliff and the pleasure was tormenting me, never actually releasing.  I let it do this.  Over and over.  I don’t know how much time passed.  I didn't noticed I had breathed in and out so deeply my long hair went down my dry mouth and throat and I was gasping for air. 

He lay there looking at me, amazed.  It’s to his credit that he didn’t think I was a complete crazy person with the wildness display and look of me. When I asked, he said he thought that it was HOT and to just ask his insanely hard cock.  When I “come to” pulling the hair out of my mouth and from my face, I also wonder if I’d hurt him.  No, he said…he was ready for more.

Now, I was the one ready to collapse.  He helped me lay onto my back.  The dip our bodies created in the potato was awkward so we moved my hips to become elevated with my head down in the dip.  That worked really well.  I was soaking, I had soaked us both.  He slid into me and I felt cradled again by this big foamy giant and comforted with each thrust.  I was so relaxed. I looked up and saw him there large and powerful.  He owns me in ever beautiful way and he knew it. He’s held this erection for so long I know he needed me to beg for his cum.  I wanted it.  I begged him to give it to me. I had to be more convincing than that, so I pleaded some more.  He can’t resist my gentle whimpers.  I’ve easily gone from powerful woman on top to begging mistress below.  I’d do anything for this man and his hot, hot cum.

……..Neo says, “We need to find a way to pack this thing in the car for road trips.”   

* Egyptian Ankh orgasm – click here to find out more.

Let's talk!

Hi Kinks! I'm missing you.  Last week I was only moments away from opening my laptop and writing some sexy stuff when "BOOM!" ....Life dealt us a big fat kick in the teeth.  We WILL regroup and recover.

So, let's talk.  We joined a swinger site.  I'm not sure where we are going with this, but I want to (once again) dip my toes into something new.  It gives me butterflies of excitement and a flat out fear fills my gut.  But, I recognize it's not a fear I want to run from.  We filled out our little profile and have been tweaking it and browsing, seeing what's out there.  I dunno.  It's scary.  We have no idea what we are doing, what do we say?  It's scary putting yourself out there like that!  Fear of rejection comes up one minute then the next we are filled with a sexy gusto-- "Damn, I am hot."

I had the thought today that maybe some of you could help us out.  We need some tips and advice for newbies.  Let's start a dialogue.  I would LOVE to have a mentor or something!!!

I see a big issue for us as a couple is that we have been married 20+ years and this is really putting us in a dating scene again and that is SO foreign to us.

Questions that are coming up at the moment:

1. When going to a private swing party.  How are newbies usually treated?
2. Are we expected to participate on the first visit?
3. How do you politely say No to a couple (or single) who is interested in you but you are not back....but you would like to be friends?  (It feels so much like high school!)
4. How do you set your boundaries at a party or when you meet people?  Do they just come right out and say it?
5. I am worried about people touching me without permission.  Will that happen?
6. Is it acceptable to just watch and be watched?
7. Do all of these questions make me seem like I'm not into it?

If you want to write us privately and come along for this ride you can reach us at kinkynastassja at gmail dot com.

Or, just comment away right here!

By the way, do you guys think it's about time for another hot photo shoot?  I do ;)~

A surprise visit

The next day after this I couldn’t focus, so at lunchtime I took myself to (yet another) movie to see Rock of Ages.  I had such a great time by myself at the movie singing and dancing in my seat.  When I checked my phone at the end I saw a missed call from Neo.  I called him and he said K was at our house right now and could I get back over there to let him into our back fence…the dogs weren’t allowing him to enter.

On the drive home Neo talked me through how to behave once I got there and was excited with me.  He said I could flirt and hug, but no real playing without him.  Hell, I was nervous for even the hug without Neo being there!  We were both really surprised it was less than 12 hours for a response from him. 

It was pouring rain out on the way back to our house and a flash flooding monsoon once I got to our neighborhood.  His two workers were sitting under my covered overhang while K was riding around on his big lawn mower…wet…no shirt on…smiling at me…and looking sexy.  Oh me oh my!  The guys told me they were letting the boss get wet.  FINE by me gentlemen…fine by me.  I am positive K wanted me to come home and find him mowing my yard.  The rain was just a bonus.  This has to be one of the hottest scenarios to come my way in a long time.  I mean really?  Cute guy is mowing my yard with no shirt in the rain because I flirted with him the night before? 

But, it turned out once he packed up his equipment he didn’t come back up the long driveway to where I was waiting under that carport in the rain.  I was really bummed to hear the truck driving off…but I understood.   I have not seen him since.

After he left, Neo called him to thank him for mowing for us because our yard had gotten really bad off.  It came up in conversation to Neo that he and his wife had talked about us once they left our house the night before.  K asked Neo if we were asking them to swing!?  Neo said yes, but there’s no pressure from us either way we can still hang out and be friends.  K said he was down but his wife wasn’t so sure, but they missed us and really want to keep hanging out. A few days later, Neo sent K one photo of me with cleavage in "thanks" for the yard....K wanted to know how to get more of those ;) 

Then, we went on vacation… ...and then they had work… ...and now they have gone on their vacation…

...so time has been passing and I am simmering down. 

My handsome, oh so wonderful husband has been periodically keeping the fantasy alive for me. Out of the blue this evening he played an old voicemail from K as I was reading a super sexy blog story about a similar scenario; That got me going again!

For that story go on and check out our friend, JMaples' blog.  Tell him and his lovely wife, Nat sent you ;)

Dirty Twitter Day (Part 3)

Ice Cream anyone?

Read part one and two first if you'd like ...  It’s late and I’ve been ridden hard, but I am still in a very playful mood. Neo is on Twitter chatting and I've got my vanilla ice cream, teasing his nipples with my cold spoon and a nice view. We both get on Twitter to play again.  I thank the gentlemen J, on twitter who helped get me into “trouble” earlier with Neo. I let him know I thoroughly enjoyed my torment.  He asked for a few pictures of the trouble we got into. Neo catches onto this conversation and thanks the guy for helping get his wife so hot.  As the flirting continues Neo suggests J send me a picture of his hard-on to imagine while I suck on him, as a little thank you.  In a photo I had seen earlier in the day J had his jeans unzipped presenting himself.  So, Neo gets into character and puts some jeans on for me.  I get rather excited watching him walk across the room naked and slip on those jeans knowing that they are coming unzipped immediately and that there will be another man there waiting for me. 

J sends me a photo of his hard dick and it springs to nearly life size on my kindle screen (I have a good imagination).  I take a few pictures with the photo including this one.

I am a little giddy, but Neo is all seriousness and tells me to go down on him “now.”  The tone in his voice makes me wet.  I crawl between his legs on the bed and pull him out of his jeans.  He’s already hard for me.  I have the photo of J’s dick propped up next to us on the bed.  I’m taking my man down and making him warm and wet and enjoying the familiar feel of him.  He’s taking pictures of me with his cell phone.  He tells me to look at the picture.  I’m nervous, but I do it as I’m stroking him up and down.  He asks me if I like sucking another man’s dick? I am caught offguard and I moan a yes onto him.  The picture is moved closer to me, only a few inches away, and I stare closely at the details of J’s gloriously hard cock.  The veins are pulsing and the head of him is red and swollen.  Suddenly, it is real and I am in the moment sucking down this other man as my husband watches.  I’m both excited and scared at the same time.  

There is a thrill going through me like a free fall on a roller coaster and I take a deep breath before daring to glace up into my husband’s eyes.  I’m not sure what I will see in him.  He rewards me with an approving nod of his head, ever so slightly, and a “yes, you’re a good girl” look in his heated eyes.  I’m relieved and excited again knowing that it’s ok.  I truly feel the difference in my mouth.  His dick is slightly fatter, shorter, straight up, and with a bulging hard head.  It turns me on so much that I feel my pussy lips parting and sliding against each other from the wetness dripping down to my thick thighs. 

Intensity builds as Neo talks dirty to me, reminding me he’s watching me suck another man and he likes it.  He asks how much I like it and tells me I’m a dirty girl.  I work his cock hard and fast with my hand and tell him I want his cum.  I see he has the phone pointed at me taking a video.  He’s watching me through the screen, envisioning the fantasy. I let my tongue drool down onto the tip of him as I keep stroking him, squeezing tight on the head with each thrust. He stiffens and his thighs tighten around me.  I don’t let up the pace.  I feel him stiffen fully that moment just before he releases his thighs and shoots his cum for me.  I swallow him and massage my hands over his pubic area, around to his hips, up to his chest, and back down around his sides to the middle of him.  I draw him fully into me this way.   

He lays there looking at me completely sated and in awe.  It felt real and it feels too right.  

As you may have come to expect from us, one thing has led to another and this fantasy has snowballed for us.  More on that later!

*J gave permission to use his photo and link to his Twitter account.  His account is unavailable at this time, but if he turns up I will certainly link to it for you all.*

Celebrating our viewers!

Hello my darling Kinks!

Neo and I just noticed the blog has hit over 10,000 views today and we're very honored!  Thank you to all of you who took the time to visit, follow, and comment.  We appreciate you all.  We've enjoyed sharing the intimate bits of our marriage with you.

Now for the celebratory photo...

Nastassja is ready for her spankings...how about 1 per thousand?  

TMI Tuesday: Think Kink! June 5 (belated)

Hello and welcome back to TMI Tuesday with Nastassja :)  I'm going back a week since I haven't been keeping up lately.

1. What is the kinkiest thing about you, either mentally or physically?
I don't think I have found the kinkiest thing about me yet, but so far I would say...Mentally: I like to be in the submissive frame of mind, yielding to everything he wants.  Physically: I love to be tied up and used up. I enjoy a little pain with my pleasure and lots of dirty talk. 

2. Do you have any fetishes? If so, what are they?
In the true definition of the word, "a non-sexual object whose presence is required for sexual arousal or climax" - No, I do not.  But, if Neo were to develop a foot fetish I would be all for that!  I love my feet played with...me love you long time.  I could however get into some WOOKIEE fetish.  Am I right?

3. Have you ever been spanked? Did you enjoy it?  Tell us more...
Yes, and I love it when done right.  I don't like it too hard or too much (my definition of it...which Neo has learned perfectly). I want to be red, but not marked or bruised. For me I enjoy more the surprise of it and not knowing when it will happen than taking an actual beating repeatedly. Over the knee spanking is fun, but we haven't explored a lot of that as far as me being punished and put over his knee.  I end up laughing...which is also fun. 
I also love pussy spanking and a good strong one on the ass when he's behind me doggie style.  YOWCH!

4. Have you been tied up, or tied someone else up? Did you use rope or restraints?
Yes, he ties me up with a lovely, soft rope and also with restraints that he loops the rope through.  He winds the rope around objects in our room and uses it like a pulley system.  He's very talented and I would like some more now please!  
I am going to tie him up soon and will report back ;)  He wants it, bad.
We have a spreader bar a friend made for us, but haven't used it yet...stay tuned.

My rope

5. Would you classify yourself as more dominant, submissive, a switch or entirely vanilla?
Probably a switch because I can do both and when the moment strikes I can be very dominant.  It was the first "kinky" thing I remember doing...being dominant for my man.  I recently discovered I really LOVE being submissive and I think because it is new I want to do that more right now.

6. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
That's hard to say...I guess looking at it from the point of view "What thing would I not want to confess to my vanilla friends?"  That would probably be DP (both- double pussy and one in each).  I have experienced double penetration with Neo and a dildo and I would like to explore this further...  Yes.  

7. Have you been to a BDSM club? What was it like? If not, would you ever go to one?
No, I haven't and I'm not sure if I would want to.  If I could feel safe just to watch for my first visit, then yes I'd go and see what was a turn on for me and what wasn't.  

8. What's your favorite fetish item or implement?
Rope and our flogger.  They both can be soft and harsh.  I love the two extremes. 

9. Favorite kinky clothing material?
I love the feel of that faux leather that's stretchy.  I'm not sure what it is.  It's black and shiny and looks good on a body.

10. Thigh boots - love 'em or hate 'em?
I could love them if I ever found a pair to fit me.  It's not a priority though.  I've kinda given up on them and gone to thigh high stockings instead. 

11. If you're kinky, who knows about it?  Do you tell people or is it a closely guarded secret?
Two couples that are our best friends know.  We all talk about our kinks.  It's fun conversation!  The six of us are going on a cruise in 9 days...THAT should be interesting ! Couple 1 are open (to our group) swingers  and Couple 2 are not swingers, but have some fantastic stories!

12. What are your personal limits?
No breaking the skin or leaving marks such as bruises.  Neo likes to leave hickeys on me lately and I've been ok with that.  I'm not into shame and humiliation and all that goes with it.  Choking is ok, but not if I can't breath for more than a few seconds. 
I'm still learning my limits, which can be quite a challenge.  Sometimes it brings out your childhood demons. 

13. What's your safeword and why did you choose that one?
We use two. Yellow, meaning: that's not going to be good if you keep doing that, but don't worry I'm OK.  And Red, meaning: stop immediately and regroup! 
We tried using just one word but it didn't work for us because I needed that middle ground.  We are testing out things that can be painful, but I enjoy some of that pain.  So, Neo needed a better understanding of what was going on with me.  In the past, whenever I would make "any" noise (or even gave a look) that could be even be considered close to painful he would back off and flinch, scared that the entire evening could be ruined.  Not so anymore. 

14. Which fetishes do you just really not get?
Probably the diaper thing and anything having to do with poo.  I don't feel I have to "get" it though...as long as you're not harming others then go for it. 

This I don't get. Where can we get one?

Bonus: Complete this sentence:  To me, Fetish, Kink, and BDSM means...Exploring the possibilities.



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Video chatting, Part two

If you're interested in Part One, go here.

I had an unusually busy day, came home and found Neo lying across our gorgeously made bed.  He’s on his stomach with his feet towards the door when I walk in.  His long lean body is completely nude and looks fresh from a shower.  His front is propped up on a pillow and he’s no doubt playing on Twitter with his phone.  I walk around the bed to face him and smack his ass.  I know he’s been waiting for that.  Then, I lean down for a quick kiss and ask him to move over.  We lie facing one another knees to head, but don’t really say much. I'm still in my t-shirt, jean shorts and tennis shoes. He rubs lightly down my thigh and down my calf.  It sends shivers up my body and I roll onto my front for comfort.  I mention I have a still have the migraine since the night before and nothing has helped today.   His hand moves over my lower back in that little dip that is so sensitive, moving my t-shirt out of the way and inching his fingers in the dip of my shorts.  He moves to rub my head at the temples relaxing me further.  Then, he gets up and I just lay there forcing myself to keep this relaxed mood.  I find it difficult not to open my eyes, not to talk to him about his day.  I hear him moving about the room and in the bathroom.  I hear his cup and the pouring of a drink.  I envision myself as tied up and it helps my mind rest.

I feel him climb on the bed and the bristles of my large, round curling brush going down the side of my head and pull my long hair out over the duvet.  The feeling is so intensely sexy and deeply relaxing, I moan for him in appreciation.  He bushes a pattern through my scalp and makes my hair fan out across the bed.  Each pull of the brush relaxes me further.  He does this a long time, then I switch to the other side and he continues.  It’s so sensual.  I mention he hasn’t brushed my hair in a long time.  He says he doesn’t know why.  

After a time, he gets up and I realize my migraine is gone.  I dare not move because I want to keep this feeling.  Still on my front, he pulls my legs down the side of the bed until I’m at my knees.  Then he places a towel underneath me up to my thighs and removes my shoes and socks.  I wiggle my toes at him. He pulls our small bedroom chair up to my feet and he takes our coconut oil jar and pours a little down my right calf very slowly and down to my foot.  He slides the oil around gently at first letting me enjoy the sensation of his hands sliding over my skin.  He pushes the oil all over the dry areas of my feet, and then starts to massage me up my calves and down to my feet.  He pays close attention to every inch, every muscle and bone in my foot, and takes great care not to cause any discomfort.  He’s a master at this craft and I’m so delighted.  He repeats the sexy pouring of the oil onto my other calf and repeats his ministrations over my legs.  He bends my leg up at the knee and pushes it towards me forcing a nice slow stretch.  Then, he puts my leg down gently resting my toes on his thigh and he moves to massaging my thighs about half way up each one as far as he can to my jean shorts.   When he’s done I move onto my side and curl up into a ball.  He sits beside me and rubs my back for a minute.  It’s been over an hour since he’s been home and we haven’t said more than 10 words.  We both seem to need some relaxed silence. 

We move to our hot tub and after a short time we finally started talking.  The subject of our membership to the online cam site came up again.  We had agreed earlier in the day that we were both up for it.  He was surprised I agreed and was making sure I still wanted to go through with it.  I told him what I needed from it for it to happen, that I had made my mind up and I didn’t want him to let me back out unless I said a specific phrase.  A safe word, if you will.  We continued to talk about it back in the house in our shower together.  This was the moment it became real for me standing there naked with him. “ I’m really going to do this?”, I thought.  Yes, I was going to push myself and not chicken out.  If I seriously freaked, I knew he’d be there for me.  He washed my body and I washed his, the soapy lather turning us both on.  He helped me dress in a simple, see through nighty and he put on his silky pants I love so much.  My moment of panic was gone and replaced with excitement.  I put on our music adjusted our lighting and we were ready.

Let's do this!

 The chat room was brought to life on his laptop screen.  Our own camera was on pause and he wouldn't turn it on until I was ready.  I got into bed next to him and he turned it on.  A few people said Hi to us.  Neo told them this was going to be our first time and to please be kind.  I didn't see any responses.  He was clicking on cams trying to find a nice couple or two, I presumed.  I started to rub him through his silky pants and play with the hem pushing it lower and lower.  I rubbed the sexy bit near his hips and up to his chest and played with his nipples a little.  I kissed his hips and up to his nipples where my hands had already led the way.  Then, I pulled his pants down exposing him and quickly grabbing him with my hand and putting him into my mouth.  I held him with one hand while I kissed and sucked on his balls.  I noticed he was watching the screen too much so I asked him to look at me and don’t worry about what they are doing or saying.  He relaxed and I continued licking up and down his cock like a little kitten.  Then I took the head into my mouth and sucked it in and out over and over.  I suddenly went all the way down deep throating the entire length of him and he sucked in air.  I got him nice and wet and used my hand to rub up and down with my mouth.  I increased speed until I saw his toes curl, then I slowed down and kissed his belly. I noticed on the screen a few comments to me “Good job!”, they said.  I completely loved it!  I took a moment to rub his body, then I went back sucking and stroking him some more. He was panting and ready for me, but I tried taking my time and letting him have it good.  A few times he was distracted by the chat room, but I took it as a challenge to bring him back.  I wanted him at full attention so I could have my way with him. Finally, I moved him to sit on his dick and I used my hand to rub him up and down my wet pussy.  He was surprised at how wet I was.  I smacked him against me and then sat down all the way. He grabbed my tits and held on while I used my pelvis to grind deep.  My g-spot was getting a lot of attention and I was totally showing off.  I saw my large hips on the screen moving pretty fast over him.  I grabbed our headboard and used it to hold myself up while he took a turn fucking me from below.  

Neo grabbed my hips, flipped me over, and pulled me at an angle to the camera so I couldn’t see anymore.  Then, he lifted my knees up and gave me the look like I was about to get it.  I was so turned on by him and being watched.  He plowed into me and I screamed.  He continued to fuck me into submission until I was dizzy and out of breath.  I forgot about the camera and it was just us two.  He gave me the Hitachi and I pushed it between us and had an intense orgasm all over his dick.  I was shaking uncontrollably.  The drops of sweat pouring from his head brought me back to reality.  Finally, I opened my eyes and saw him there and a huge smile came across my face. 

“On your knees,” I obey of course.  

Always waiting for him

He turns us to another angle so he can watch himself go into me.  He’s fucking me and asking me if I like all of those guys watching me.  That’s so hot, I have to say yes.  He goes faster and harder then and calls me his dirty little whore and smacks my ass.  I’m really taking a beating now as he continues to smack me.  I ask him if I can suck his cum.  "Can I have it on camera?"  I want to show them.  He says yes, get ready.  I’m moaning and begging him for it.  "Please let me have your cum, ....Please!" He’s pouring sweat on me again, I feel it dropping onto my ass.  One last smack and a hard push...I feel his rhythm start to change and I know he’s close.  He says, “Now baby” and I spin around quickly grabbing his cock and putting it in my mouth.  I suck and stroke him as he cums, feeling it warm in my mouth.  My eyes turn up, he throws his head back and he’s the one moaning loudly now.  I have one hand on his sweaty thigh and I remove it to push the the wet hair off of my face so the camera can see, still sucking his cum.  He’s cumming for a long time and I haven’t spilled a drop.  I hear a deep sigh then his laughter lets me know he’s back with us. I release him and flop onto my back, taking the shot of him down quickly.  He leans over me and pushing his hand over his bald head I get a shower of sweat on my chest.  I jokingly smack him for that bit. 

“That was fun,” I say.

I roll over and I’m face to face with the camera.  I see all the comments praising and thanking us.  I don’t realize it until they say, but they have a full facial view (from the nose down to my breasts on the mattress) of the biggest smile I’ve ever seen me have.  This is probably the smile I usually have after great sex, but I never see it for myself.  It makes me laugh harder to see myself so joyous.  They are writing to me and commenting on my laugh and how it was “that” good, huh?  I say a quick thanks and goodbye, shut it down and head to the shower again.  I get my ass smacked on the way there.

All of this gives us a LOT to talk about. 

Video chatting, Part one

We have this membership to one of those online chat sites.  Last September I was feeling a little adventurous and asked Neo to pay for a year subscription.  I didn’t do a lot of research at the time, thinking that most of those sites were “the same" and I didn't have anyone to ask for advice.  I did want something that had couples we could eventually video sex chat with and this site seemed to have the recipe for that.

So, we joined and made up a little profile, nothing too scandalous.  Just joining was a huge thrill, but that turned quickly into a culture shock on my part once he opened up the main chat room and started clicking on all the cams.  He lined the tiny video squares across the top of the screen fitting at least 15 cams at any given time.  Only one couple was on there out of many.  Lots of profiles that said they were a couple, but only one would be visible on cam.  Then, I started reading the chat.  More than half of the people were talking about every day stuff and I quickly realized it was a community in which you could get to know people and the “regulars” were all having a good time.  I have a group of girlfriends I’ve know online and now IRL for over 11 years, so I know that is a great thing.  But, here’s the thing…I was here for sex, to get turned on, and the opposite was happening!  There was one woman who was just in her kitchen, hanging out, chatting on the phone, and it seemed so odd to me.  Mix that with the countless cams of guys jerking themselves front and center and girls providing a little cleavage and a flash of a boob every once in a while...I honestly didn't know what to think about it.  And let's face it, to the average woman/person some of those guys on there just seem a bit creepy! 

Please don’t get me wrong.  I do not judge these people and I think it’s fabulous they have become friends who can show each other a good time.  I was just not used to this and I had all kinds of internal dialogues going on in my head.  “Do I want to be one of those girls?”  “Does this turn me on?”  “Do I want to make the effort to get to know any of them?”  It was all a bit overwhelming for me and my sexual “issues.”  Again, MY issue not theirs.

We made the effort to give it a little time, perhaps weed through to find some nice couples.  I’ll pat myself on the back here for not giving it up immediately as I certainly would have in the past.  Neo would open the chat room and cams almost daily and I got to recognizing some of the regular girls.  They seemed really nice and fun.  I didn't interact/type in the chat though and he didn’t either.  Maybe just a quick Hi, but something held me back.  Mostly he seemed to just hang there out of curiosity and perhaps to see if I would eventually be enticed to join in.  I think one time I was giving Neo a blowjob in our darkly lit room and he turned the camera on…I didn’t notice much being more than slightly inebriated and I let him enjoy the moment.  But, we never did that again and slowly the site went out of our minds as our actual bedroom time ramped up tenfold. (This is a really good thing!)

Fast forward to now, some nine months later.  A lot has gone on in that period of time and I actually had forgotten about that site we paid for.  Neo has brought up the possibility of having another guy or couple in our sex life.  He even went so far as to ask a close couple who are our friends and openly swinging if they were interested.  The husband was delighted by the idea, but the wife and I are not ready to cross that friend line and possibly/probably ruin things.  I don’t think I will ever be, but you have to look back at all the things I have done lately and think “never say never.”  By the way, that’s frightening!  I told Neo real life friends, especially those in our small circle are out, but that I would be open to chat with some of our online/blogging friends.  It’s an ideal situation for me because essentially they know about me as Nastassja and I feel accepted in that way.  Our circle knows I’m kinky, but not exact details and not about the blog.  The possibility is very exciting and I’m anticipating great things!  We have already had a great chat with someone ;)

Then the other night, Neo remembers “the site” and we have the hatchings of something else entirely new and kinky, with a new frame of mind to go with it…

Should we try again?  Has anything changed? 

Stay tuned for part 2!  It's hot.  With photos.

Wholesome Addiction Podcast - Thank you!

One innocent day I was playing around on my dirty twitter and these guys got into our conversation...something to do with oral fixations and gum loving ladies ;)

Turns out they found me through Red Lion Street, so here's another thanks to Captain Shame for that.

To my surprise and delight the guys added me to their 18th podcast and recommended this hot story.
And they also enjoyed The Hot Garage and others...

Except they enjoyed " I enjoyed sucking on him and watching his eyes glisten with hunger for me.  He really knows how to give me that look.  Then, he got down in the water with me and with the dildo still riding inside I grabbed his cock and used it as another toy to play with myself, pushing it into me, making room.  I came hard with two cocks in me, throwing my head back, splashing water all over, and moaning loudly into the quiet night."


I just wanted to send a BIG Thank You to them and share the podcast with you here.

Wholesome Addiction Cast 18

50:40 starts the bits about us

Wholesome Addiction Archives

And just to show you some more love here's some more candy ass for the guys *wink wink*
If you love these guys like I do, go to their twitter and tell them Nastassja and Neo sent you.

My Surprises & a Tata promise

It has been a very busy couple of weeks and I haven't been able to keep up with blogging.  I hope you sweeties out there will hang with me as I'm sure this will happen from time to time.  Rest assured there is still a LOT of sex going on here and many new things we are still trying and want to share.

I seem to recall promising a titty shot...will this one do? Soapy tatas are a lot of fun ;)

I came home from an over 14 hour day exhausted and horny.  Neo had been teasing me on Twitter all day and once he got off work he mentioned that he went shopping for some sexy surprises for me.  I took a shower and got in bed waiting for my surprise.  I asked him if we could turn off the lights and snuggle with just a candle and he said "Candle? Ok."  He lit a new candle I hadn't seen before.  It smelled so good, like a vanilla caramel dessert.  There was a little plastic scoop that was next to the candle and I was full of butterflies anticipating what hot wax would feel like.  He snuggled up next to me and we started making out as his hands lightly trailed up and down my body.  I was sleepy and relished laying there breathing in his neck smells and licking him gently.

Then he pulled out some nipple clamps and waited for my reaction.  I was happy to see them! :)  I had asked him for some a while back because my nipples have been increasingly demanding attention.  These had a little screw on each to adjust the amount of squeeze you want them to have.  Neo was nervous that they would hurt me and was surprised at how tight I wanted them.  The feeling was a sharp pain at first then a deep relaxing feeling that came over me.  My eyes rolled back in my head, so I don't know any other way to express to him how much I was enjoying it.  He kept taking them off and putting them back on, one at a time as I melted into his warm body.  Then we made out some more with them on me.  I loved it.

He removed the clamps and reached over me to scoop up some of the melted wax.  I closed my eyes waiting for it to be very painful.  But, instead I felt a nice warming sensation on each of my nipples.  It was like he drank hot cocoa with is mouth and then sucked each one.  Again, the smell was wonderful and added to my experience.  I definitely want a lot more wax play!

I thought the surprises were over for the night, but next he got up from the bed and came back with a ball gag.  Now, this has always been the one thing that in porn or movies I do not like and Neo KNOWS this.  I said to him I really didn't want to have one.  But, being that he is so good to me and I trust him I decided to go ahead and try it for him.  It was a black plastic ball with holes in it so I could breath easily.  It was difficult for me to keep my jaw open for it and after a short time I asked him to take it off.  I was just too tired for the strain of it.  He liked the look of it and wants us to try again later when we are in that sort of role.  It wasn't the right time for it, but I'm sure on another day it will be exciting for us both...and I will have him take pictures.

It's so wonderful to have a loving, trusting relationship and to be trying new things.  After talking a minute about the day and how much I love my surprises we started making out again and got hot for each other.  In no time he had my legs up over his shoulders and he was pounding into me.  Because we had family staying with us, I pulled a pillow over to bite down on and he shoved a pillow behind the headboard.  We did our best "quiet" fucking.  It was so so good to be fucked hard after a long day's work. He pulled out and came up to let me suck his cum and enjoy his orgasm.  I slept good and hard that night.

The hot garage

We had been horny for each other that day (what is new, right?) and he came home from work with a chubby in his pants.  I watched him undress; it has become a regular ritual.  The slipping of the belt from its loops is my favorite part.  My eyes always go a little bit wider and if you were near me you’d hear a small intake of air when the belt slides out.  The tight boxer briefs he wears always look so sexy when he gets down to only them. 

It was a Tuesday. I recall because it was Taco Tuesday.  We decided to go to a popular local taco joint for their $4.99 special.  The tacos with the special sauce bar are to die for.  Feeling flirty, I put on a new tie-dyed, long flowing skirt I had just bought that day along with a matching aqua tank top and matching silver and aqua sandals.  I had to admit I was looking super cute.  I just started wearing dresses and skirts this year, so it is a new thing for me to feel comfortable in one. 

On the drive there, he drove and I lifted my right leg up onto the dashboard.  He pulled up my long skirt only revealing my tanned knees.  He put his right hand on my thigh and we both enjoyed the sexy closeness.  Then he felt up further to find my little pink cotton g-string to be wet already.  He moved it to the side and easily slipped a finger or two along my slit.  It felt so good.  I moaned a little as the cars rushed by us on the highway.  We made it to our destination much slower than usual because of this.

We ordered our usual and sat on the outside patio.  It was pretty warm with the sun directly on us, but the little breeze we had was nice enough to keep us comfortable.  I asked him to imagine we were on the boat with a cool breeze going; that thought put us in the right state of mind.  He watched me take bites of my oversized crunchy tacos every now and again.  He liked catching sight of the sweet juice dripping down my chin.  I quickly wiped it up each time to save my shirt from a stain, and I would giggle whenever he caught me with a drippy lip. 

We were talking and I remembered an errand I needed to run for someone who was out of town.  I told him I needed to stop by their house and perhaps we should pull our car into the empty garage…......

His eyes lit up, “Do you mean it?”

“Yes,” I said with a sly smile on my face. 

The rest of our meal we spent in near silence enjoying our food and stuck in our own private fantasy, both of us thinking on what would happen next.   We nearly kept up this silence on the way to the house, the anticipation building.

There was nothing to say.
It was a naughty idea put into motion.

At the house I got out and put in the code and he pulled into the empty 2 car garage.  I shut the door behind the car; the sound of the metal door creaking and groaning seemed intensely amplified.  My heart raced.  I went in the house and left him there for a moment.  Then, I came back out and tapped on the driver’s window, “Step out of the car please.”

I could barely get the words out when he opened the door and climbed out.  We were embraced and kissing before his tall frame was completely out of the car and fully standing.  He leaned back onto the car lowering himself to my height and we kissed like hungry teenagers.  He pulled my skirt up and felt my bare ass.  I lifted my left leg onto the driver’s seat and hiked up my skirt, knowing that was where his hand was headed next.  Simultaneously, my right hand felt for the bulge in his jeans.  We rubbed each other as our breathing got deeper.  His pants were unzipped and I pulled him out of his pants.  With my leg still up I leaned over to suck on his waiting erection.  I was fully conscious of the daylight coming in the window and the blinds part way up, slightly revealing us for anyone who walked by. 

All of a sudden he pulled me off of him and we kissed briefly.  He roughly turned me around and pushed me onto the trunk of our car.  It made a loud sound, exciting me further.  I lifted my skirt up over my waist and pulled my G-string to the side and he entered me quickly.  I was so wet; we both gasped.  He started furiously pounding into me and I could feel the sweet soreness from the crazy night we'd had previous.  For a moment I watched out of the open window wondering what it would be like if a pair of evening walkers came by and noticed us.  Would I stop him?  Would it turn us on more? 

I turned around and kissed him some more and asked him to get in the backseat so I could sit on him.  It took a minute to arrange the seats out of the way of his long legs.  I climbed in and straddled his thighs.  My tits were smooshed up into his face and he started kissing them as I lowered myself onto him.  I was still so wet.  The car was hot and steamy from both the heat of the garage and the heat of our bodies in the tight space.  I grabbed the headrests of the back seat and started riding him up and down.  Then, I began to rock and grind on him deeply the way he likes it.

Like this, but we opted for the back seat

With my tits in his face he was in heaven kissing them and then reaching up to kiss me on the mouth. I asked him to cum for me like this.  I wanted him to finish here this way, in our car, bodies tangled and sweaty.  He said ‘No’ at first, not wanting it to end, but I was persistent at getting what I want.  Eventually, he gave in to me and I knew it was coming.  He got the look in his eyes along with a sweet smile that let me know it was released and just about ready to take over him.  I smiled back at him and told him again to give me his hot cum.  He came hard.  I sat on him with all my weight and pressed him down hard into the seat, making him buck under me.  I was acutely aware of the soft fabric of our seats and the bend in my neck while my head pushed on the soft roof of the car. I saw his chest heaving, sweating, and caving in as he tried to push back from me with nowhere to go.  His eyes were closed and scrunched up in a look that could be confused with either pain or pleasure.  With nowhere for his body to go he was loud with his cumming, letting it release through his voice.

As he sat there with his eyes still closed and our breath panting together, I gave him a sweet kiss on the nose where a drop of sweat was hanging on and then on the lips.  Then I said, "time for me to go do what I’ve come here to do...", all sweet and innocent.

I got up off of him, climbed out, and left him there for a while.

We both had the biggest grins on our faces as we pulled out of that garage. 

In case you’re keeping score, at home later that night he gave me my sweet release when I sat on his face in sixty-nine.  It had been too long since we’d done that position with me on top and I had a wonderful orgasm.

Chippendales: Her version

Neo wrote about his version of the night I went to see the Chippendale dancers.  You should readabout it here before you delve into my version. 

Reed of Reed and River asked me for my version, so here I go…(complete with cellphone pics we were not supposed to take!)

(By the way, if you’re not already reading their blog, get your ass over there after you finish yourself off here!  They are super sticky hot.)

A long time girlfriend of mine asked me if I wanted to go see the Chippendales in our town.  I was like, “Hell yeah!”  It was cheap to go, I’m guessing because they are counting on your drink bill to cover your ass.   I’ve recently got a new group of girlfriends I hang out with who are loads of fun and don't see Cindy much anymore for various reasons. Cindy is however one of my sex positive friends who worked in a sex shop and who once wore to my family thanksgiving a smiley face shirt that had a cat’s tail hanging out of its mouth and said, “I eat pussy.”   Explain that to grandma?  LMAO!  She’s a trip.  But, she’s quiet, not boisterous or loud.  I asked my best friend to come with me (the more the merrier) but she couldn’t and so I just went with this new group which included Cindy and 8 of her work friends I’d never met. 

For some reason I had had kind of a bad day and night from the evening prior (which hasn't happened in months)…but I was keeping to my promise to go and just praying some hot half naked guys would rev me up. I spent 2 hours getting dressed.  I’m normally a 20 minute girl, so you can see I was really making a special effort to both cheer myself up and look hot for my man.  I wanted him to see me leave the house with tits in the air ready for dollar bills stuffed into them.  He left to play golf, so I sent him a photo of me all dolled up in the bathroom mirror.  I do believe that was the moment the first golf ball went flying. 

When we got to the club we had VIP seats right up front with a nice big, round table in front of the stage.   One girl with us was celebrating a birthday, so she was immediately singled out and put into the show lineup along with 5 or 6 other ladies celebrating something.  The announcer was good.  He was the right mix of funny and raunchy.  He took good control of the show.  But, the show started over 2 hours late.  One hour late was ok, but pulling up on close to 2 ½ hours, it was getting to be a little ridiculous.  I refused to buy more than one drink thinking it was may be a scam going on.  Then, one of the dancers arrived late and they were ready to start.  They introduced the guys, five of them.  One young, baby faced 24 year old (the baby of the show who I was not attracted to, but Cindy definitely was) (*far left in pic), a Mr. Hot stuff (*front and center) who was voted #1 dancer in Romania or something…out of all of them he was the experienced one who had the moves….Then a Mr. Texas who was just a big dude….wide shoulders, body builder type…another guy who was built, but I don’t remember much…and then there was the tall, dark and handsome black guy who was going to law school…"THAT’s My guy" (far right in pic), I said to Cindy.  And I do come to my own defense here when I say that I chose him loooong before we saw his package. 

Hot cowboys

First song was “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy”…way too predictable, but we went with it.  They were all new except for Mr. Hot Stuff, so they didn't have the routines down completely.  You see I am too critical, I know! I know!  It went on like this all night.  Routines to cliche songs and then they would come out into the audience and grind on the women looking for money. 

Yes sir, take off those belts!

It was not the complete turn on I thought it would be and I was seriously missing my man.  I text him quite a few times telling him so.  He may have thought I was just trying to relieve his fears about what was going on there…but no, I really did want to come home to him mid-show!  Towards the end I still had my wad of dollars tucked into my cleavage.  The announcer said “ Ladies, it’s getting close to the end of our night.  It’s time to pick your favorite dancer”

Random audience member 

My tall guy was on corner of the stage closest to my table and every once in a while I would watch a drunk girl go up and throw a dollar at his feet.  I pulled up my courage and pushed through the group of chairs and girls and went over to him.

That's him far left...pic doesn't do him justice 

I had my dollars fanned out in my hand.  He took a few at a time and stuffed them first into my mouth, then all into my cleavage, leaving some in my hands.  I just stood there.  He was on his knees in front of me on the edge of the stage.  He grabbed my dollar filled hands, leaned way back with a (mock?) sexy look on his face, and pulled my hands down his chest roughly from top to bottom as he moved and writhed his now thonged package right into my belly area.  I just about died!

This is him down in the middle!

I wasn't expecting all of that contact for just a few dollars.  LOL!  Then he used his mouth to take the dollars from my own mouth and then from my breasts.  Then he pressed his forehead against mine and continued to dance.  At that point I actually apologized for my hands being solid ice cubes.  What a dork!!!  It was a complete "I carried a watermelon" experience.  Those of you who know this reference...I love you!

The final dance routine of the night was actually really hot.  They had a bucket of water and large yellow car washing sponges and used them to soak up water and drip it all down their bodies.  I was impressed. 

I wasn’t up for the $10 photo with them after the show, so I said a quick goodbye to Cindy and ran out of there and sped home to my man.

I think he was expecting me to come in panting and just rip his clothes off.  I’m sorry to say I didn’t do that.  The whole night had been a bit off and on, off and on…

But, we got into our hot tub and like he said it saved the day.  I forgot about those other dudes and let him know with my whole body and soul that HE is mine and that is that.

I realized later that I would have had a lot more fun with my wilder group of girlfriends because the group I was with literally just sat there quietly while the party was going on all around us.  I am not one to break out on my own, so instead of letting loose I ended up being critical of the "show."

Have you ever been to a good male review?